nobody ever does these for me haha. y’all should send me some, anonymous or regular type!
ditto
Feeling restless and narcissistic. Come at me, bro.
I nevvvvverrrr get responses when I do these but seriously you guys I’m bleeding Cyrillic text out of my eyes right now, distract me.
I will if you will.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
I like all chocolates more or less equally, though if I’m not expecting dark chocolate it can be a shock. Actually, I guess I’m a little bit over white chocolate (it can have a chalky texture), and my default favorite when work has a candy jar is the Midnight Milky Ways, so that’s an argument in favor of dark, but honestly you put all three in front of me and ask me to choose, I’ll try to have one of each.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
I didn’t know very many adults, and we moved around a lot, so even the ones we knew always changed. I remember liking a friend of my dad’s from the Ag program at U of A named Curt, because he was a big goofy guy who went out of his way to make kids laugh. Once when camping, he took one of those fur slipcovers for steering wheels (those aren’t a thing anymore, are they? I’m dating myself) and stashed it in the woods and pretended that Bigfoot had been shedding near our campsite. We laughed and laughed.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
The part where I don’t always say the first thing that comes into my head. Being reserved has also gotten me in trouble, but I prefer it to the alternative.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
They feel different enough for me that they push different buttons; sadly, Madonna pushes mostly historical ones at this point, whereas I’m still actively interested in Lady Gaga’s next move.
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
Whatever I’ve eaten after not having eaten for twelve hours.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
Probably not! I have no excuse, as I like most vegetables (although I can be picky about preparation; I mostly like them raw), even stuff like radishes that no one I know likes. But my body has bought into American consumer culture hard, and insists that it never feels full unless I stuff it full of meats, cheeses, and breads.
47: City or nature person?
Both, very firmly. They are not opposites (opposites would be city and countryside, or nature and artificiality), and the sensuous experience of green spaces, earth underfoot, and running water are nourishing to the soul in ways that are complementary to the bracing sensations that immense buildings, vast planning, and the inevitable reminders of human history inspire. I’ll be writing more about New York soon, I hope — but I think a balanced human view of life should be both Wordsworthian and Johnsonian.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
1. I dress really well.
2. I write really well.
3. I know a lot about music.
4. I know a lot about literature.
5. I know my limitations.
Put a number in my ask. You know how it works.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?
30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!sure why not
(Source: sheepyshavings)
Please and thank you.
Yup
today is weird and i need distractions so i’m just gonna leave this here because hey why not
Oh hey yeah please.
(Source: theshiningwizard)
5: do i listen to mp3s/cds/cassettes/vinyls.
“Vinyls!” Oh, Tumblr teens who write quizzes, you’re adorable.
I listen almost entirely to mp3s. When I buy a CD, the first thing I do with it is to put it in my laptop and copy the music onto an external drive. I even record vinyl records to digital files before listening to them seriously. I still have an ipod, but I now mostly listen to music on my phone or my tablet, with headphones for thoughtful listening and through speakers for ambient going-to-sleep listening. (Or if I’m in the car, through a device that transmits my phone’s audio signal to the radio.)
The vast majority of my music listening is headphone listening, a habit I got into when I lived with my family and was reluctant to bother them (or, perhaps, alert them to my presence) by playing music aloud; and since I’m slightly deaf and fairly antisocial, I’d rather use headphones than crank up speakers to the point where I can hear comfortably, which would mean others could hear it too.
9: the first band i really liked.
That would be Glad, a harmony-heavy Christian soft-rock band active since the 70s, but who broke through (as far as there was such a thing as breaking through in the Christian market) in the late 80s with their a capella albums. They were the first band I was interested in enough to seek out their earlier albums, and for a time (I would have been nine or ten) my favorite song was “Variations on a Hymn (That Hymn Thing),” which ran through an old Wesleyan hymn in various popular-music styles; you can see them do it here. (And a Lutheran hymn typical of their a capella style is here.) I don’t have much to say about why I liked them (if you’re interested, I went in-depth about the Christian music of my youth here), other than that the complexity of their vocal arrangements was entirely unlike any other kind of music I knew about. I still like stuff that sounds completely different from the norm.
10: the first album i bought with my own money.
That would be Strong Hand of Love: A Tribute to Mark Heard, an album where a bunch of Christian alt-rock performers (as far as there was such a thing as “alt” in the Christian market) paid tribute to Mark Heard, a very good and casually complex songwriter who died young.
It’s a good album which I still listen to occasionally for pleasure, the highlights being Michael Been’s agonized “We Know Too Much,” Tonio K’s desert-new-wave “Another Day in Limbo,” and Chagall Guevara’s storming rave-up/funeral march “Treasure of the Broken Land,” and the sole lowlight being Bruce Carroll’s AC-country version of “Castaway,” from one of Heard’s earlier, more explicitly Christian, records.
I’d read about the tribute album somewhere — there was always someone at the missionary-kids’ school where I went who had a magazine that was up on the newest Christian music, and I remember poring over a full-page ad — and saved up the allowance I got for mowing the lawn, and one weekend I cajoled my parents into driving me to a new Christian-music shop that had opened somewhere in the northern part of Guatemala City, and when I went in it was still so new that it was right there on the first display I saw. I handed over the money with a trembling hand, I was so excited.
It was also the first CD I ever owned; my family didn’t even have a CD player yet, but later in the week I borrowed one from a friend and had my mind minorly blown. You could be Christian and literate and poetic and weird and still rock out; after this I would learn to be embarrassed of Glad and their safe suburban souls.
11: what bands my parents got me into.
Quite literally everything I listened to up to the age of about twelve. (So for a full answer, read the link I shared above.) We never listened to the radio, unless it was Christian talk radio; we only turned on the TV to watch The Cosby Show and Family Ties (and sometimes Brady Bunch and Gilligan’s Island reruns); when we rented movies (and a VCR) we got old Hollywood musicals which were guaranteed not to be sexual or violent or profane. It wasn’t until we returned from Guatemala in the mid-90s that my parents felt comfortable about having culture in the house that wasn’t either scrupulously Christian or a classic of the Western canon, est. ca. 1920. My own musical investigations actually preceded my dad’s getting back into all the old guitar bands he had loved before his mid-70s conversion; one of the few things we have in common anymore is a love for the Allman Brothers. And I can happily talk musicals with my mom; but as far as what got play around the house when I was a child, all I ever return to is a handful of old Christmas albums.
Not sure it is. I’m trying to come up with anything I listen to that I would be embarrassed to tell people about, and I can’t think of anything. Not since I grew out of my erotic-audiobook phase, anyway.
Women in menswear. Unf.
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
She was a girl I’d met online. It was both sweet and awkward.
2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
I am not, so thankfully I don’t have to answer the second part.
3. Do you have a crush?
Several.
4. Who is your crush?
They are all women I know at a distance. Some of them are in relationships, others are not. I will almost certainly never act on any of them.
5. Are you a virgin?
It depends on your definition.
6. What do you think of Valentine’s Day?
I mostly don’t.
7. Who is your Valentine?
Didn’t I answer this at #2? Or #6?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
A couple of times. It only went well once… until it didn’t.
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
I don’t think about celebrities that way.
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
A couple of times.
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
I wouldn’t be surprised. There’s no accounting for tastes.
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine’s Day?
Play music and drink.
13. What’s the best Valentine’s Day that you’ve had so far?
The ones where I went the whole day without realizing that it was Valentine’s Day.
14. What’s your idea of a perfect date?
Perhaps I should experiment with a few more imperfect ones before committing myself to an ideal.
15. How do you know when you’re in love?
I don’t.
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
I’ve been sure of it several times, and less so in hindsight.
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
Probably less.
18. Do you feel like you’re loved on an everyday basis?
Not really, no.
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
The last time I was the first to make a move was 1994.
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
Several times.
21. Do you feel like you’re the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
I’ve never been dumped.
22. What’s your “type”?
Smart, sure of herself, and age appropriate.
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
Eyes, lips, and breasts.
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
I work very hard not to be.
25. Do you think that you’re a good kisser?
Insufficient data.
26. What’s the farthest that you’ve ever gone?
I’ve rounded the bases, if that’s what you mean.
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If I did, they kept it so secret I didn’t know about it.
28. Have you ever been someone’s secret admirer?
Depends. Do you mean “have I had crushes on people I never told”? Then yes. Do you mean “did I do weird stalkery things without revealing my identity?” Then no. (Uh, also never did weird stalkery things that I took credit for. No weird stalkery things at all. Just to be clear.)
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
Not for years. When I did, though, I was the only constant.
30. What’s something that always turns you on?
There isn’t anything. Enjoy your youth, kids; from thirty it’s all a slow slide to the grave.